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U nOe WhEn U r A tOnGaN
u KnO uR ToNgAn wEn.... ur mumz an dadz are gone 2 buy some manioke..........
-u kno ur tongan wen ur kitchen iz full of Saimini...
-u kno ur tongan wen u haf 2 stik ur arm out da ryde 2 open da door 4 yall 2 get out...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad'z loli iate last'z longer den yall otha rydez...
-u kno ur tongan wen u hav an unkle named Sione, a niece name Ofa and a sister named Mele...
-u kno ur tongan wen all ur brothaz klothes iz Blue...
-u kno ur tongan wen u go 2 skoo wit nuthyng in yo bak pak...
-u kno ur tongan wen der iz a tangai pateta unda ur sink or in a toloa...
-u kno ur tongan wen all u gotz iz silipaz on yall front porch...
-u kno ur tongan wen u ax ur mom wut'z 4 dinner n she sayz 2 fafa'o da saimini...
-u kno ur tongan wen all u gotz in yall fridge iz leftoverz frum da previous church eating...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur mom makes u wear a drezz dat lookz like a wedding dress 2 church...
-u kno ur tongan wen u sport lava lava'z 2 skoo...
-u kno ur tongan wen u hav kool aid pakets in yall kitchen toloa'z ryte now...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur parentz insist on using da $ 4 da siasi yet yall r starving @ home...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur parentz sport da adidos,fifa,bufu,etc., thynking dat deze r aktual brandz...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur mutha haz 2 pull out da best mono mono 4 da guest...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur mom teu teu'z mo den u do...
-u kno ur tongan wen yall hav a youth dance n ur momz insist on going n getti'n dey dance on...
-u kno ur tongan wen u hav an unkle who marry'z a palangi 4 hyz pepa yet he klaimz he will nevur betray hyz kountry...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad gyvez a lekture on "bak in Tonga...wen I wuz styll in Tonga...etc..."...
-u kno ur tongan wen u wanna holla @ a nigga or nigget...u find out yall r klosely related...
-u kno ur tonganwen all da tonganz,inkluding urself,r tak'n over ur sko...
-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad'z loli iate iz 5 different kolorz...
-u kno ur tongan wen u c anutha tongan u try 2 hide...
-u kno ur tongan wen u got a fridge outside your house
-u kno ur tongan wen all the stuff in ur house is frm garage sale
-u kno ur tongan wen your mom wears brighter lipstick shades then her original skin color
-u know ur tongan wen u eat saimini with anything and everything
-u kno ur tongan if yall's car is bought under someone else's name
-u know ur tongan if your dad has kauti
-u know your tongan if your mom wears socks with high heels
-u know your tongan if your refrigerator consists of these items:milk water eggs mayo ketchup and expired ranch
-u kno ur tongan if you got carpet folahi'd outside
-u kno ur tongan if your momma still beats you...even if you married,divorced, or 45
-u kno ur tongan if you use hina lolo for everything
-u kno ur tongan if your gramndma thinks she smarter than the doctor 
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