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Title: U nOe WhEn U r A tOnGaN
Category: happy
Blog Entry: u KnO uR ToNgAn wEn.... ur mumz an dadz are gone 2 buy some manioke.......... -u kno ur tongan wen ur kitchen iz full of Saimini...-u kno ur tongan wen u haf 2 stik ur arm out da ryde 2 open da door 4 yall 2 get out...-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad'z loli iate last'z longer den yall otha rydez...-u kno ur tongan wen u hav an unkle named Sione, a niece name Ofa and a sister named Mele...-u kno ur tongan wen all ur brothaz klothes iz Blue...-u kno ur tongan wen u go 2 skoo wit nuthyng in yo bak pak...-u kno ur tongan wen der iz a tangai pateta unda ur sink or in a toloa...-u kno ur tongan wen all u gotz iz silipaz on yall front porch...-u kno ur tongan wen u ax ur mom wut'z 4 dinner n she sayz 2 fafa'o da saimini...-u kno ur tongan wen all u gotz in yall fridge iz leftoverz frum da previous church eating...-u kno ur tongan wen ur mom makes u wear a drezz dat lookz like a wedding dress 2 church...-u kno ur tongan wen u sport lava lava'z 2 skoo...-u kno ur tongan wen u hav kool aid pakets in yall kitchen toloa'z ryte now...-u kno ur tongan wen ur parentz insist on using da $ 4 da siasi yet yall r starving @ home...-u kno ur tongan wen ur parentz sport da adidos,fifa,bufu,etc., thynking dat deze r aktual brandz...-u kno ur tongan wen ur mutha haz 2 pull out da best mono mono 4 da guest...-u kno ur tongan wen ur mom teu teu'z mo den u do...-u kno ur tongan wen yall hav a youth dance n ur momz insist on going n getti'n dey dance on...-u kno ur tongan wen u hav an unkle who marry'z a palangi 4 hyz pepa yet he klaimz he will nevur betray hyz kountry...-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad gyvez a lekture on "bak in Tonga...wen I wuz styll in Tonga...etc..."...-u kno ur tongan wen u wanna holla @ a nigga or nigget...u find out yall r klosely related...-u kno ur tonganwen all da tonganz,inkluding urself,r tak'n over ur sko...-u kno ur tongan wen ur dad'z loli iate iz 5 different kolorz...-u kno ur tongan wen u c anutha tongan u try 2 hide...-u kno ur tongan wen u got a fridge outside your house-u kno ur tongan wen all the stuff in ur house is frm garage sale-u kno ur tongan wen your mom wears brighter lipstick shades then her original skin color-u know ur tongan wen u eat saimini with anything and everything-u kno ur tongan if yall's car is bought under someone else's name-u know ur tongan if your dad has kauti-u know your tongan if your mom wears socks with high heels-u know your tongan if your refrigerator consists of these items:milk water eggs mayo ketchup and expired ranch-u kno ur tongan if you got carpet folahi'd outside-u kno ur tongan if your momma still beats you...even if you married,divorced, or 45-u kno ur tongan if you use hina lolo for everything-u kno ur tongan if your gramndma thinks she smarter than the doctor